alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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