WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
