Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I cut my penus on the lid.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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