He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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