You surviving the open bar?
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i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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