Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize