There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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