IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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