I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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