It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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