Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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