We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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