Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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