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I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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