So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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