doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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