He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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