Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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