You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm gonna fight the coyote
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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