1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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