Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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