He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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