she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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