i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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