In the future we'll all be gay
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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