we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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