Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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