One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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