It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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