? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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