champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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