so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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