woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Actions speak louder than pants.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You've changed since you got that strap on
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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