all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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