i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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