once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
