i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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