so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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