I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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