i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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