No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
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I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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