It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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