I'm lost and stupid without you.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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