is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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