Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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