have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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