Only a mothe r could love this liver
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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