Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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