Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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