I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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