Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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