You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
You really coming over, don't trick.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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